Kokaro Forum

1) lance you got a fake pussy for your bday because you cant get any
2) you rub peanut butter on your lips so atleast stewie will kiss you
3) your cant even see your penis uder your chins or fatrolls
4) They bought you a ellen Morris blow up doll to have sex with and everyone positive that Colin used it before they gave it to you
5) your only come back is that 4 1/2 inch joke when you flash your testies to ONLY guys
6) you only have "friends" over because its a "safe spot" for drinking and smoking weed when all they do is talk about how much of a douchebag you really are

I remember when Wayward was called Legends of Lore and I remember when Legends of lore was called Legend of Zelda OOOOH~

steve got banned nub

nevermind

Still need that large heart </3

The only thing this kid cheats on is his Vocab quizes so we should be okay with allowing him to play kokaro again

I love this but sometimes some of the items dont transmogrofy and fuck me over </3

i think i got one

20 favs should be good

nope

yay website breaking FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

he should increase it as much as possible?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK you

200 x .125= 25

haha ur funny Praise~

^ Fuck you Grammer Nazi

Drath shouldnt wealth items give you the bonus of whatever number times the percentage of the ammount of gold you got? if so how come when i play games and get 205 instead of the 225 i should be getting?

Aww come on share the wealth </3 DOWN WITH THE 1% UP WITH THE 99%!!!!

I got my drivers licence before you #Betterthenyou

But remember Grover one of those R5 invinceability potions are mine

Regardless i have 3 wealth items and when i get 200 gold i get like 15 gold with the wealth bonus so i get 215 plus the daily gold bonus of 15 i would get 230 gold SO if i keep collecting wealth items i can eventually start making a good increase of gold to where i get like 50+gold for getting 200 gold which means 4 games of something that gives me 200 gold i get 1k gold and therefore ill be reaping in gold so i say again... are you willing to sell your wealth items to me? and how much if so?

Im curious as to what you would like me to pay for your items that have .... of wealth.. I would like to know since i would like to buy as many as you have so then when i play games eventually i can have like 200 gold + your wealth counter gives you a bonus of such and such gold! that way i can be making big money while also keeping the ammount of gold in circulation and keeping it at a reasonable stat on the leaderboard and being able to buy whatever i may need. Thank you and make your offers!

OMFG THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!

^ agreed

Fail kid

when and why did u figure this out?

And neither do you so stfu

^ praised and U always insult people who arnt even your friends and you also are a joke around the school kid and the girls you talk to are only the ones who are girlfriends to your friends so thats not really saying much at all and i dont even try at rapping if i wanted to i could do a good one but i dont cuz as soon as i started doin it others joined in then it became retarded and i stopped

1. I don't talk to fat or ugly girls. You do your mother is one
2. I don't bring up shit from middle school, unless it's sports related. you do that all the time to people
4. I'm not a failure as a man. you are your a pudd
5. I think I have a decent number of friends, and I don't have very many problems or any at all with people outside my social groups. you sling more poo then a monkey with diarreah at people outside your little circle of friends

agreed hes just playing the system

lame

large heart anyone?

funny how everything you said basically fits for you too

eh your still so fat you have more rolls then a bakery and more chins then the chinese phonebook as long as i dont look like you then im perfectly fine with whatever comes out of your shit mouth

fail

large heart and red money bag now

no prob

do you have an extra naruyus love then?

Name your price 

whats the other one? theirs din fire and another one and naryus love i want dins fire and the other one

uh give me dins fire thats a R3 right?

oh i do? mkay ill put it up

Contra:
Lazer Falcon
Forcefield Falcon
Spread Shot Falcon
Rapid fire/Machine gun falcon
 These are 4 of them i know for a fact

red money bag for letter N?

alright

oh big tough guy who talks shit over everything else anyway

nope i got fire arrows and everything else but not ice arrows i fail 

I just want the 3 remaining castlevania items so i can get the medallion and the set these are the ones i have:
Boomerang
Dagger
Small Heart
Roast Beef
Yellow money bag
purple money bag
Cross necklace
Stopwatch
Gold Fluid
Holy Water

I want the remaining 3 or so castlevania items which are whatever and if u do ill give u 1k gold and a boomerang free of charge

went to go turn in the set items cuz o was the last item on my list when i went their 12/13 like wtf so i went lookin for it never found it so yeah D: wtf D:

WOAH WTF?!?!?!? DRATH THATS FUCKED UP! I BOUGHT THAT LETTER o AND I DIDNT GET IT IN MY INVENTORY?!?!?! WTF?!?!?! COME ON!!! thats the last item i need for my inventory too!

I may have them let me check

Ill trade the Letter N for the Letter O

smart idea drath but hopefully most people on kokaro are trustworthy well except for those from my school like Grover511 and Lmorris52

Says the one who bragged about gettin it in with my ex and turned out he didnt cuz hes a pud

Remember back when me and cleve kept getting hacked by Lmorris52? well cleve thought I was the one doing all of it so he hacked me and then he took all my gold.... well i got it back cuz someone i know is a hacker and gave me back my gold but i still do not have my Red's Key and invinceability potion (reds key was a super rare it was the only one on kokaro =\)

Uh no Lmorris 52 is a fat piece of shit who lies about everything and he knew ur password from HTML when u used tacos as your password

If You could ever prove I did the hacking it would be logged into the server at the IP address that said who did the hacking which the IP address would be not mine considering mine is whatever im not posting that... but drath would know and when your account did get hacked by Lmorris52 his IP address would pop up in which case you should of hacked him not me

hmm just how u considered how were "even" and that your the only one who got all the gold and items so thats a obvious hack

okay whatever so your admitting to hacking me... drath wanna handle this?

score blasting....?

This thread was a joke so i decided id post one as well

I believe he should be banned for such vulgar language

It seems that the seeker of the rare really isnt rare anymore :O

15G is the perfect amount

recycle the marketplace 2x a month or once a month?

You label the R5 for me and post it at 1 gold then i do the same for you ill be on again in 4-5 hours after this is posted

Chukboy i wanna buy that force field falcon how much? maybe a R5 for a R5?

Thats too much

Psh 3.2K

I srsly cant enchant anything and ive been trying for god knows how long but all my R4's turn into R5's and i love it

I say the marketplace needs to change once a week or something because everything is still the same whenever i look at it and no one wants to buy it

ill buy for 2.5K

Drath seems that the scores arnt submitting/ orbix2 is glitching to where after u hit 250K theirs no more enemies and it freezes and i cant submit my scores, Grover511 is having the same troubles with bejewled blitz

its calculated by items gold quest points medalisons and so on and so forth ask drath i think he made the system

who knows?

Drath i think the marketplace should be refreshed every so often like 2xs a week cuz no1 wants to buy those R5's n R4's if we already have them since they pop up all the time

Still see the whole marketplace is full of R4's n 5's and when its not its like R1's that rnt collectable for the item collector... </3

Ultima online:
Straw hat
Perfect emerald
Fire ruby
White pearl
Blood moss
Nightshade
Tricorn hat
Feathered hat
Pig iron
Blue diamond
Wizard hat
Daemon blood
Bat wing
Wide-brim hat
Brilliant amber
Jester hat
Grave dust
Fertile dirt
Cap
Ecru citrine
Black pearl
Tall straw hat
Nox crystal
Spiders silk
Mandrake root
Dark sapphire
Ginseng
Turquoise
Sulfurous ash
Bonnet

Doom 64:
Pistol
Super shotgun
Plasma cannon
Chainsaw
BFG9000
Rocket launcher
Shotgun
Chaingun

Donkey Kong Country:
(I know what im missing) banana, bunch of bananas, and the letter O

Contra:
Spread gun falcon
Machine gun falcon
Laser falcon
Fireball falcon
Rapid fire falcon

Castlevania:
Boomerang
Gold fluid
Axe
Roast beef
Stop watch
Small heart
Purple money bag
Holy water
Cross necklace
Dagger

Pacman:
Key

(I have all of these im looking for the one-2 that im missing that i dont know im missing so if u have them please trade them!)

ill be listing off items i still need their usually about 1-2 items and i cant figure out who has them or what they are! D: someone if you have them ill pay for them! or trade off Rarity 5's!

u wish bitch

PvP sounds epic :3

Drath i think a little update is required for the collection collector... I believe he should be able to tell you what your missing for your collection if your missing like 1-3 items cuz IDK WTF Im still missing for my contra, doom, and castlevania and ultima collections and its P'IN ME OFF!!! so could u consider something like this?

thats the purpose of the theif NPC then!

I agree people who have the seeker of the rare item should be flagged in their portrait to show who has them and who can trade for them and such

If you were to do this thief thing then i say do it sounds like a great way to keep members active bring back old members... but to do it you must set a rarity for gold standard like 2.5k for a rarity 5 item steal or 5k for a rarity 5 item steal and stuff like that

sounds like a great idea but to define "inactive" is defined by the player and not by everyone know what i mean so we would have to define inactive players as in people who havent played in 3-6 months?

Still but think about how many MMORPGS you have played where theirs a guy whos #1 whos been so far ahead of everyone else and hasnt played in like 2 years i say stuff like that should be taken off the leader board n his stuff auctioned off for of course a inflated price cuz id love to get my hands on some stuff like that know what i mean? i know a few MMORPGS that reset laders and such so this can happen like in Diablo 2

Sassy face not included

I believe people who no longer play like who havent played in longer then 3-6 months should have their account items auctioned off, badges reset, and gold given away and account deleted. i'm tired of seeing people on the leaderboards who dont move from their spot much just because they had alot of gold and items when they stopped playing and badges.

awful deal BTW

I dont care?

Force Field Falcon and the Laser Cannon i still need so if someone has these please put them in the vender hosue for me

I dont see the BFG and ill buy it and the force field falcon as well

still need that BFG5000 its my last doom 64 i need D:
the key from pacman for that one
and something from contra idr what it is....

Agreed... but if i ever got that key i would rather get the medallian or sell it for big gold instead of giving it to the stupid seeker of the rare </3

scape im willing to buy a laser cannon and a BFG9000 from doom 64 from you if you have them hit me up with prices and well go from their

hey dude mind making a deal for the BFG900 that you found? its one of the few things i need for doom 64 and i would really love it if you could sell it to me

missing 1 contra item i have:
spread
rapid
fire ball
machiene and
laser!

sell me one of your machine gun falcons

I need a machine gun falcon from contra

ok guys im willing to trade my dubs for your dubs just hit me up and well see what we want from eachother and make deals

Lmorris52 dont be mad that Drath Decided it was time that justice was served and that he got half his money back but not his items and took your account over for a few minutes and gave grover511 a chance he couldnt pass up!

also willing to buy contra items since i have about 3/6

Reighard said i could have his stuff and i legitly did it so shut up cleve

maybe lance shouldnt of started the trend

Drath you give us false hope and a bag full of lies! i expected new games EVERY Friday not just every Friday you choose so where are the new games hmm?!?!?!

lance you told me what it was so yeah i will know what it is after u farking hacked hiM!

drath i told you that lmorris52 was doing this and he isnt gonna stop till something or someone takes action and just like cleve i thought this guy was legit grover511 and selling me his dupes cheap because hes a nice guy but it was lmorris52 hacking accounts

i didnt do it but i heard your password was tacos.... srsly... tacos....

thanks for giving a cheaper price to me cleve

im willing to buy Donkey Kong Country items and Pacman and Doom 64 items if i dont have them at a price we both think is fair make your offers and well barter from there

same here anyone willing to sell ill buy at a reasonable price

ugh i was just playing animal connect also known as animal majong and i had a full time about to like beat the high score then it shut down and said times up....

i hate that so many people have the seeker of the rare item and yet no one will turn it in

well guys if u didnt see this about 2-4 days ago Lmorris52 hacked my account and gave all my stuff away to grover511 and his own account and spent my 10k in gold now if u can donate your dups for a cheap price ill be very appreciative of you and help you out whenever needed i have changed my password and i will do so until he is banned every week (wink wink nudge nudge drath) thank you and please help me out!

The president is stealing money that rightfully belongs to me

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